scam-a-lama-ding-dong

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

by Scandalista December 14, 2006

A Ding Dong Ticket

A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.

More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.

Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.

Me: What does Xia Yang look like?

You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket

by Jim The Rug Muncher November 2, 2008

Ding Dong Where's the Bong

A person who goes to your house just to take advantage of your marijuana.

He literally just walked in my house like, "ding dong where's the bong?"

by pseudonymous bosh March 12, 2015

Nigga-digga-ding-dong

Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?


oh well....


I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"



((((the end))))

1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....

2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.

3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.


THE END!

by Bouncy Helipocter August 2, 2008

shama lama ding dong

a faggy old song by Otis day and the Nights

shama lama lama shut the fuck up goddamn it

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.

Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.

by Hey Fuckers March 3, 2016

Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

by datDude July 22, 2014