Dude 1: What is that smell?
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!
Dude 3: Who was it!?
Dude 4: It wasn't me!
Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
Get the van der tootmug. the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
by Eliteperkele February 7, 2023
Get the Der Lil Racoonmug. A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 14, 2010
Get the Der Squidmug. Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.
He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.
by CuntDestroyer_44 February 1, 2021
Get the Nollo der Höhlenmenschmug. Usually comes from Hero Fiennes Tiffin's mouth but, don't worry about it sweetheart :)
You can only say it if you use a british accent
You can only say it if you use a british accent
by @hessahardintessa March 22, 2019
Get the U SEE IT DER?mug. Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. 