David

fuck david @ryengiant

fuck david

by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019

David

the real muthafucka david he got cash and he got bitches

bitches like Tyler wish they was him

man you actin like a David.

by johnathan29 September 11, 2021

David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

Thinks beans are still funny.

Stop making David jokes.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020

David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.

-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!

by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018

David

David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.

I'm all in my head David-ing, dreaming of him and wishing he were here.

by DaijaMae January 25, 2020

David

The term David refers to the ancient Norse creature, Davidignum. this creature was known to be summoned from the underworld to destroy its prey, the common Keith, using tactics such as screeching. Davids are thought to have gone extinct but many sightings are out there. If you want to know if there is a David just look for social awkwardness and height. If a David is above 6’3” it may just be what you are looking for. If the David initiated combat by screeching, spray it with frog urine as that is it’s weakness.

That David was sighted in Norway.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020