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David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.
August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.
by DHuhj November 12, 2020
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a nigga that beats his dick every day
by jsvremm November 21, 2021
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David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
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Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.

Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.

Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.

May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.

Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.

Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)

Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.

Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Oh there’s David, he broke my heart again, I hate him.(still loves him and will forgive him again.)
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
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David has FLY HACKS!!!
- "David, can't you just use your fly hacks and get up there?"
by NotRestless January 21, 2023
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