Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

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brendan yuuki quinn

A great guy, but he has a friend that always calls his FAT a six pack. His nickname is spooky or spookesten and he is FUUUN to be around.

I wish I was a Brendan yuuki Quinn

by gttbgthhyhy February 10, 2018

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Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

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Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.

Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up

by Jetason March 21, 2022

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