When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed
“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”
“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”
by Reddycolt December 28, 2025
Get the Straight Anakin mug.Kevin also known as Cupcake is a complete wuss first always insulting literally everyone he sees thinking that he got the dominant hand on others. He also likes old teachers like for example a middle aged ugly ah teacher.
"We know you're a Kevin (cupcake) Andino"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
"Huh?"
"Its cuz you're a big wuss in everyone's life"
"Well says you flirting with this e girl online"
"At least I'm not eating krusty ugly pussy like you be eating sum mix of ashes and dust"
"well I do love it at least"
"ok cupcake"
by Dude_WhoKnows? May 4, 2022
Get the Kevin (cupcake) Andino mug.Related Words
Anadin • Anakin • --Anakin Skywalker-- • analingus • anazing • Anadia • anakinskywalkerswifee • Analing • Anainah • andin
otherwise known as admiral general adeline he is the dictator of the world and we worship the ground he walks on 😘
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
Get the admiral general aladine mug.Someone who can perform the act of swallowing the cock and simultaneously lick the threshold of the anus.
Hey Joe you should come by and meet my new neighbor, she's a cock swallowing analinguist and she wants to make new friends.
by Space Falcon February 21, 2024
Get the cock swallowing analinguist mug.