Balkan Affair

The stitching between flaps of rubber on a jumpy or inflatable rubber object

As I fell of the jumpy, I sliced open my nuts on the Balkan Affair. fuck

by malmö January 26, 2010

Public affairs

Different name for "pubic hairs" more often used in dundee scotland when talking about things of a sexual nature

hera ma public affairs itches

by Ashley cussick July 22, 2010

Luxe Affair

Having sexual relations with an older person who is, in most cases usually married and rich.

Alfred had a Luxe Affair with the old lady next door.

by anon61252 August 26, 2016

peach affair

A peach affair is an illicit relationship or hook-up, for no strings attached sex, where a female is the object of conversation.

It's just a peach affair. I'm not taking her home to meet the parents.

by PeachesRx August 13, 2017

Sexting affair

An sexting affair is when one or two people are already in a relationship and they exchange nudes with people who are not in a relationship behind their significant others back.

Person one: “I can’t believe he was cheating on me online with another female.”

Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”

Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”

Person one: “so a sexting affair.”

by justwannabeyourmain September 27, 2018

netflix affair

Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?

Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?

by cherry & curtner September 10, 2019

Mandarin affair

A sex act consisting of stuffing 2 mandarin oranges in your partners anus, then fucking them in an upright position until they both pop out.

my girlfriend and I decided to try the mandarin affair. The results were juicy...

by Clitcmmander September 5, 2020