Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.

Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.

by Give me a reason I’m not right August 5, 2019

Evan

The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican

See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck

by Dirty boy 6161 June 21, 2019

evan

evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.

joe “dude, did that guy really ditch the boys for his girl?”

jack “yeah, he is a total EVAN”

by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020

Evan

Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.

Who is that great drummer up there?

Oh, that’s Evan.

by hvw913 April 23, 2018

Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!

“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”

by AstorR September 4, 2021

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018