Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

Ender bender

A period of time where you party really hard .... A few days of binge drinking and putting extensive damage and miles on your liver. And that you consumed so much party that its the end of you and you feel like you could die but you keep going! The ender bender of destiny usually an extended holiday weekend

Dude i got into dewey beach, de friday night and have been drinking nonstop since i have the shakes What an epic ender bender weekend... Wanna go to the bar??

by dru land May 27, 2015

hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."

What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.

by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015