by PotatoTomatoInception July 09, 2011
A vacation planned as inviting another while pre-meditating all along the perfect getaway alone having the time of your
life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.
life pretending to sincerely wish you had came along & even invite you to fly out after your there without them.
A perfect vacation inviting someone then telling them you never meant to & it was a mistake a day before departure
by SmokeyRub March 16, 2015
October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
by admandu October 05, 2021
An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
Example:
Man he’s such a puke
The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020
1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.
3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.
4) A piss that's, well, perfect.
Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!
^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^
by king of the porcelain throne April 04, 2014
A tall guy usually named Ben. Very funny but is also the sweetest guy you’ll ever know. Probably the best person in the world..
“If you’re a maverick then you can suck a dick, also my name is Ben”
“You’re more perfection than perfection”
“You’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019
A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019