Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

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green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 30, 2011

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Stink Pants

when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.

Person 1: WTF is that smell..

Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...

Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.

Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes

by TheKingJack November 12, 2011

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Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011

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pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

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