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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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The Year the Music Died

When music became utter shite.
Although the year the music died was said to be shortly before the 2010s, it actually started shortly after Johnny Cash died. They don't make 'em like they used to....
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020
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Country Music

A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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street music

The kind of music played at a young person's wedding.
*old fancy guy says to other old fancy guy while at the wedding of a young couple*

"Are they playing street music?"

"Oh Jeeze, sounds like Ludacris or that Run DMC fella, I'm appalled."
by Stefcellresearch January 2, 2019
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Musically declined

When a person won’t ever admit or flat out like a song you show them. They only like songs they find on their own, even if one of those songs they were shown before.
I showed him A classic song that everyone likes, but he’s musically declined, so he said he didn’t like it.
by Polymuse June 3, 2021
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Good Music

Jack Stauber's music
"Hey, wanna listen to some good music?"
"Didn't know that you listen to Jack Stauber"
by Jack Stauberite October 21, 2020
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Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.
Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.
by pressurepacc July 17, 2024
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