Dan the can.
by Dan the can December 23, 2023
when you have been a naughty boy, you get thrown in the busting can. in here, a bunch of men bust on you and fill up the can, which is about the size of a garbage can, to the brim. in order to survive, you have to drink at least a gallon of sperm, so you don’t drown to the jizz.
by jizz creamery May 07, 2022
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
by I'm right you know May 31, 2017
by it's about drive it's about... November 12, 2021
A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.
“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)
by saltlickcity October 24, 2017
1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
by quACK ACK November 11, 2018