Sam

Sam is a cool, and often laid back person. He is funny, and good at sports; specifically soccer.

Person: Man, Sam is cool.
Person 2: You're not wrong.

by e_pical March 19, 2019

Sam

THE ONLY MF WHO IS HOT IS SAM NOT JUST SAM SAM AND COLBY

Sam is so damn fine

by jjmoneyz January 16, 2022

Sam

a drug addict that is also a stupid switch

friend: do you see that guy over there? he looks like a total crackhead

me: he must be a sam

by juuling_cat November 8, 2019

Sam I

Is a badass dude who lives in canada for the double A bisons.

The badass dude Sam I with the hockey skills to play double A

by Cumins October 23, 2019

Sam’s Theory

3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k

“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”

“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”

by boxes507 November 7, 2025

Sam

the man who fucked an alley cat and watches ankha zone at 12am

"Man that guys such a sam..."
"sams are secretly a furry."

by UR MOM GAE AND UR DAD LESBEIN. February 21, 2023

Sam

Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.

“You should get yourself a Sam.”

by anonymous0106 November 25, 2021