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Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa
Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac
by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018
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Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Poachers pocket

Something that smells strongly of fish
Her fanny smelt like a poachers pocket
by Grandpa e June 17, 2022
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Hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024
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Pocket

The space of flatulant air surrounding feces in the colon. Often escapes prior to defecation (as an indicator of the need to poop) or following defecation (as residual after taking a dump).
"Damn, that fart stank!"

"I know, it's part of my pocket: I'm gonna have to crap soon!"
by brsedu September 12, 2009
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Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.
Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."
by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017
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Empty out your pockets

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.
"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."
by skymine123 December 3, 2024
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