Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Poachers pocket

Something that smells strongly of fish

Her fanny smelt like a poachers pocket

by Grandpa e June 17, 2022

Hot pocket

A woman's vagina

Can't wait to get in the hot pocket

by Stackz foreign August 18, 2024

Pocket

The space of flatulant air surrounding feces in the colon. Often escapes prior to defecation (as an indicator of the need to poop) or following defecation (as residual after taking a dump).

"Damn, that fart stank!"

"I know, it's part of my pocket: I'm gonna have to crap soon!"

by brsedu September 12, 2009

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Empty out your pockets

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

by skymine123 December 3, 2024