His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021

Muhammed shafay mustafa

The finest boy

That boy is such a muhammed shafay mustafa (he really cute)

by Diva123456 October 9, 2021

Josie and Mustafa

Litterally best friends. They dont know each other that long, but know the other so well. They got best friends pretty fast, but get along like they know each other for years!

Josie is kind of depressed all the time but when shes with Mustafa she felt the happiest she has ever been.

Litterally every conversation between Josie and Mustafa
Musti: Lol haha look at this meme
Josie: HAHAHAHA

Josie: Do you know whats my fav colour
Musti: green ofc
Josie: how did you know, my boyfriend didnt even knew that

Josie: It's Monday

by i'll always love my cat November 21, 2021

domo.kun.mustacheee

Account

Domo.kun.mustacheee

by Rottencupcakezz March 26, 2022

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022