A pocket dyke is a short lesbian. Usually taller people call people they are shorter to "pocket dyke". It can be used as an insult or joke. 5'3 or shorter is usually considered a pocket dyke with short hair and dresses like a boy.
Person 1: "Hey, look at that lesbian over there*
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
Friend: "yea she's a dyke"
Person 2: " just a short, cute little pocket dyke"
Friend: "I could just slide her into my pocket and walk around"
by RGINAG3RGE June 6, 2018
Get the Pocket Dykemug. When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
Get the Trenton hot pocketmug. A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
Get the Hard-Boiled Hot Pocketmug. A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
Get the Pocket Pussymug. by Elbower April 24, 2024
Get the Pocket dancemug. 1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.
2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.
1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"
2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
"Aahh... a domino pocket"
2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"
by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006
Get the Domino pocketmug. When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug.