Rail Hair

when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up

Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair

by crazy ape186 May 5, 2023

jesus hair

A man with long hair, especially below shoulder length.

Wayne and Garth have jesus hair.

by ChickenChocker69 April 2, 2025

shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi

a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

CEHoe Hair

acronym for Chief Executive officer hair, One of the biggest things wrong with America and the biggest threats to the middle class.

Oh man Eric has a wicked case of CEhoe hair! Its bigger than Don Kings!

by Ceojoe March 3, 2009

belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.

Ouch, my belty hair!

by Belty Hair November 25, 2022

My Hair

The longest thing from my head

Wow, Mary Poppins, that word is my hair?!?!?‽

by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025