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Fag

dude look at those fags riding on there loud ass Harley’s
by Merry ma July 15, 2022
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Fag Watcher

Fag Watcher
noun

A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).

This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.

The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
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Ancient Fag

Someone that's been involved with a group or moment from the dawn of time (internet)
Robs dad is such an Ancient Fag, he has been talking about this since before 4Chan existed!
by Astro_Will September 15, 2022
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Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
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Fag

Fag
He don't even ride a bike anymore & yet is still a giant Fag
by Ducking Fag March 18, 2019
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Fag

A term describing annoying Harley owners who ruin peoples' days.
Hey, look at that fag driving his annoying motorcycle
by fagdestroyer2 May 18, 2022
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Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
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