That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.
by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014
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by ancjwilliams September 1, 2010
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by Kook1228 October 2, 2019
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Get the Somebody farted mug.When you have to fart so badly it nearly comes out but when you try to fart thinking it is a fart, poop comes out and you have to constantly use toilet paper.
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