The tacit requirement in ultra-clean American society that dropped food must not lay upon the ground for longer than five seconds in order to be still edible. Certain requirements about food type (i.e., non-sticky or attracting of dirt particles) generally apply.
by quetzalphoenix July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.
Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011
Get the Love's simpliest rules.mug. A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.
Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.
Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
by B. Larison January 7, 2007
Get the Two-Degree Rulemug. No fat chicks. No exceptions
by Mr. J pizzle September 5, 2011
Get the Rule #1 no exceptions.mug. Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.
Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?
A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!
A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!
by MerkXRTurbo May 5, 2011
Get the Ground Rule Doublemug. Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.
"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"
"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."
"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."
by SnowPatrol July 30, 2010
Get the Layer Cake Rulemug. Internet rule to describe a sexual attraction between a man and a man without the sentiment of homosexuality.
"Bill is so hot, i love his hair and his small frame and his voice and all the make-up!" says Sharon
"I can't tell if thats a man or a woman, but hell 'rule 35!I'd do him." responded Chuck
"I can't tell if thats a man or a woman, but hell 'rule 35!I'd do him." responded Chuck
by Randomlingo April 15, 2008
Get the rule 35mug.