posting

Twitter slang (usually used as a backhanded compliment) for the act of almost reflexively or unconsciously writing tweets off the cuff that purely reflect the writer’s id or base instincts and as such are unintentionally funny to observers.

“Donald Trump is posting again, he just tweeted that Big Bird is pushing an Antifa agenda”

by BakedBeanBreville November 13, 2021

Post-Nut Clarity

a calm sense after ejaculation. usually an addictive feeling of relief.

"post-nut clarity has me doing it everyday."

by Noctone April 7, 2023

Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.

John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.

by kelsiecole January 1, 2021

Post-Pump-Syndrome

PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.

“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”

by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021

comments on this post have been limited

This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.

My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.

by Albus Doorknob January 12, 2023

Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom

Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom

by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019