No play

No play means you get no pussy/girls

“This dude gets NO PLAYYY”

by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025

Hemorrhoid Play

Sexual play with or involving hemorrhoids, coming from somebody’s anus.

Some partners in sex are into extreme or inherently gross practices; such as Hemorrhoid Play.

by Yakubiangangsta March 20, 2022

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.

Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!

by skypoet May 29, 2017

Play

Another word for a dick. Can be used in a public setting, such as work or school. You can ask questions about a dick using the term "play"

Suzy: He looks like he would have a nice play

James: How many pages is your play
Jack: 7
James: Wow, nice.

by Prometheus Whist June 28, 2009

someone who plays gorilla tag

Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.

I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.

by Lerans April 28, 2022