Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

Logan Paul

a famous youtuber most notable for showing a dead body

me: hey guys did you see that dead body friend: yea it was cool youtube: takes down Logan Paul video

by oofandbaconhairs May 16, 2019

Paul Dawson

All he wants is to know where the meat heads are.

“Have you seen Paul Dawson”
“No he’s looking for the meat heads”

by Jacksdadisamum March 3, 2020

Paul

The biggest simp in the world.

“Paul you’re such a simp omg”

by Damn_shottiee November 5, 2020

Paul-Henri

Paul-Henri is a great friend you can always rely on. He can be boring but when you find a way to wake him up, he'll follow you in any stupidity you're up to

It's always great to be with you Paul-Henri

by Jv_xtsh November 21, 2021

Paul Allen

While it was originally used as a name for a character in the movie "American Psycho", the word also got a different interpretation; A person that is better than someone in every way possible. It doesn't matter what it is that is being ranked a 'Paul Allen' will always be better no matter what the circumstance is.

Paul Allen beat me at basketball
He is my Paul Allen (He is better than me in every possible way)

by ThatCrowGuy September 12, 2023

John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul is a Lovecraftian agent of chaos whose motives and machinations are unclear. A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021