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National girlfriend/boyfriend day!

This is the day where you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love and appreciate them! ♡ (this is for my lovely gf because we're gay :D)
Guy/girl: Happy National Girlfriend/Boyfriend day! ♡

Girlfriend/boyfriend : no u
by Gabe_itchhhh November 9, 2019
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National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020
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A day where you and your partner can have the most intercourse of your life’s only on a special day...
DECEMEBER 12th
by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020
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National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.
Yo it's November 3rd.

YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.

HELL YEAH IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.

Same!!
by Kiby November 2, 2020
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National Poop Pic Day

October 29th. National send the homies your poop day. This is the day where you must send the real homies a sweet picture of your miraculous creation/poopy. If someone does not send a poop pic on this day you are not real homies with said person.
Friend one: did you get my poopy pic?
Friend two: *holds back tears* my nigga...

National poop pic day: the day to send your homies a snap of your crap
by Grant FREAKING Goldsmith October 29, 2019
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National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019
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