A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."
-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
Get the David/Ethanmug. by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018
Get the Davidmug. This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David 9C is a different type of breezy gorilla monkey but a bit less hairy. He often rezolves to violence to solve ecuations in chem class. He hates fun and dislikes drawings of frogs. He is good friends with Pârvan Cristina. He loves skibidi bideu fortnite. Love oranges.
by Sigmund from oceania December 2, 2024
Get the David 9Cmug. Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.
by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022
Get the Davidmug. He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!
I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!
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by Michal K. January 5, 2017
Get the David Schodermug. David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.
by Belea November 22, 2021
Get the David Julesmug.