Skip to main content

Chris

A poes!
Chris is a poes!
by Gnarlyfakka September 20, 2021
mugGet the Chris mug.

Chris conybeare

Chris conybeare, wow, just wow. He is the most thoughtful person I have ever met, so attentive, caring and loving. He puts your needs above his always and always ALWAYS supports your happiness and achievements. I can always rely on Chris to make me giggle, laugh and cry from laughing. He brings so so so much happiness into my life he doesn’t even know it, he makes me feel so great :) anddddd that’s not all folks…. He’s got fluffy blonde hair (the type I thought you could only see in the cartoons!!) and an amazing chiselled body *inserts drool*. He’s good at sleeping even GREAT some may say hehehhe. And I will love this boy forever and ever, there is no way I could ever stop loving this boy because if I did I would be losing the best part of myself, and the most gorgeous precious person to me. Love you always stink bomb (schnooooookieeeeee bearrrrrrrrr) x
Big shock Chris conybeare lost another word game but oh well! Guess he makes up for his stupidness with his funniest I suppposeeee
by admirer4youxox August 10, 2023
mugGet the Chris conybeare mug.

chris aube

Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.
Mia:"omg ur dating Chris Aube! you better never take him for granted"
by localtrashcan May 15, 2017
mugGet the chris aube mug.

Chris

A small black nigga he is good at fortnite, and likes big booty bitches in his bed and his is just a really cool dude
chris is him
by This isn't michael March 16, 2025
mugGet the Chris mug.

Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.
Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012
mugGet the Chris' Law mug.

Chris

Chris is the greatest of all time he will be there to soport every decision you make he will stick up for you no matter what and will always love you. He says your the one that got away but it’s okay because if you never became friends with him you would probably be to lonley to live he knows everything about you and you know everything about him. He’s your rock and at the thought of losing him you will be devastated. He’s amazing at basketball and baseball and he’s always right. You can tell him everything he knows the worst things that have happened to you and he excepts it he is truly amazing. And every time you say goodbye he says he loves you and makes you say it back sometimes he can be a dick but it’s okay because you love him
Chris is a dick but I love him
by SoccerHoe2.O August 12, 2018
mugGet the Chris mug.

Chris Gros

Discretely shitting during sex then, without warning, shoving the turd into your partners ass.
by VanceBob April 17, 2020
mugGet the Chris Gros mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email