no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

by Endless Facts July 30, 2021

The practice of being very angry about or offended by something you have no experience with, coined after the general outrage towards the Sega CD game Night Trap, which was painted by politicians and protestors at the time to be a game about hurting women, when in reality the game is about using security cameras to protect teenage girls from vampires.
Regardless of how many people reconsidered their statements after watching it, the public response to the ad campaign for the movie Cuties is always going to be my go-to for showing somebody what Night Trapping is.
by eeeonieeonieeeoni June 16, 2024

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

by irgerijogerog January 27, 2017

“OMG have you seen how many FB posts Natalie made after we went to bed?” , “Yes she’ appears to have chronicled our entire night out during her Facebook night shift”
by Big Jack's Bollocks January 23, 2018

A Perfectly Drunken Night takes place when you (male or female) have had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to perform substantially above par sexually, usually resulting in exceeding previous expectations and smashing personal bests/records in the bedroom.
Guy 1: “So how did last night go after you left the bar with juicy booty?”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
Guy2: “Man it was definitely a perfectly drunken night. I hit her with the pound game and made her cum like 12 times. We lost count!”
by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019
