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bob has a job

wild bobs can have some jobs that include mob bobbing , job mobbing etc. these jobs are not odd
bob has a job

john: HE HAS A JOB
bob:*just trying to feed his kids* :(
by FULHGFUFY January 6, 2021
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noddy bob

by Poowisisudnfnflgidjsjf February 9, 2018
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Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.
I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.
by Funkyfur October 8, 2022
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Two Bob

History and definitions through time:

Two Bob was an expression for two shillings. Currency changed dramatically in The UK changed in the 1970s. Prior to that a £ was 20 shillings. Shillings are no longer made. Historically shillings were made from silver and use of the coin began after the Norman Conquest of England in 1066.

It was an incredibly antiquated denomination when the British monetary system was overhauled and the reference to two shillings had become derogatory by the time the currency stopped being produced.

The expression “Two Bob” is used iften used in period dramas and comedies, for example “I gave two bob to the driver;” is something one might here someone say this on Downtown Abbey or All Creature’s Great and Small.

By the end of WW1, it was starting to be used as a insult or derogatory expression. The derogatory meaning grew after WW2, with the collapse of the British Empire.

Since there is no practical use for the expression and it indicated a very small sum for the century prior to its discontinuation in the UK as well parts of the commonwealth, the expression became derogatory.

Now “Two Bob” generally refers to a cheaply made item or a person someone feels is essentially worthless.

“You’re not worth Two Bob”
Two Bob was two shillings

I gave the driver two Bob

You’re a bloody waste, not worth two Bob
by Peasblossom March 11, 2022
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yo Bob is fye

Your bob is fire asf and you the best rocking it right now. Your Bob isn’t stiff and it moves anytime u turn your head. Yo Bob is fye
“Oooo hey Miranda yo Bob is fye!!”
“Omg thank your gurll” - Miranda

By- Courtney (Ig: Courtneystephaniee._)
by Courtneystephaniee November 20, 2023
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Bieber bob

An unfortunate hybrid between the beautiful 1920's bob hairstyle and the side-swept short hair of Justin Bieber; the top resembles that of the Justin Bieber style while the sides and the back resemble a bob, they are poofy, too long, layered and side swept.
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- I know the halloween party theme this year is "Combine your two favorite costumes into one", but what on earth is Christine dressed as?
- I think she is a Justin Bieber flapper. Look at her hair; it's an unfortunately classic Bieber bob.
by scarletdragon7 March 23, 2011
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bob

We call that guy bob
by Your moms a wh0re January 24, 2020
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