The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

loose ball mother

something good happened/good

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

by Skksksmakakkskkakaksm December 22, 2020

I am your mother

faggot

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"

by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 9, 2021

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021