David

David is a toe
by smellytoe173 December 27, 2023
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David

David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
David: what the fuck is that!
Ricky: it’s a homeless girl masturbating
by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025
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Will David

A huge sexy boy who every girl wants and needs. He is a funny guy but don't let his jokes fool you he doesn't care about them all he cares about are women whos names start with ...
Ava: oh my goodness look how handsome and sexy Will David is
Zuhair: ikr he's so buff and hot
Lily: that's so true
by Zuhair Hater June 19, 2023
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David

Lover-boy, Very talented and collective. Tends to be very affectionate but only to the right people. They have the most interesting minds that wouldn’t make sense, until you entertained them. They love bringing people together to have a good time and you’d be surprised in bed.
I saw David and the party last night and suddenly the aura surround us was warmer.
by NewYorkYougins October 14, 2022
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David

David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020
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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
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David Brannigan

A salty liverpool fan who is jealous that Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Man Utd
Ronaldo scored and now he’s being a real David Brannigan
by It’s me David September 11, 2021
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