April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

by DooDooBatter February 22, 2023

April 15

April 15th is national go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day

“Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”

by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019

April 8

Today on April 8 your boyfriend is supposed to give you his sweater/hoodie

Gf - “It’s April 8th, give me your sweater.”
Bf - “Okay, Here is my sweater”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

April 18th

National head day

“Jerry I can’t wait for April 18th !”

by Idkfyshoe March 28, 2022

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

April 7th

National give your boyfriend a blowjob day

“it’s april 7th, time for a blowjob”

by maitriannnnnn April 6, 2024