Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024
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norwiegan tap dance

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.
"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"
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Diggy Dance

A frantic dance a Geordie does when he has held it in too long. This usually occurs after one too many brown ales and a failure to visit the water fall grotto before leaving the pub or when small children have a sudden need to go.
(Mam) ..."Tommy is doing a diggy dance. Best get him to the toilet before he wets his pants!"
by stevo1977 June 20, 2021
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dance with a dog

Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 26, 2020
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Mackay Dance

It involves scratching the fuck out of your head like you have fleas, also flicking your wrist while doing so to look fresh as fuck.
by Mr O'Conner February 20, 2018
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touchdown dance

When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.
"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"
by Jimmy Schwantz November 07, 2007
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