Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

Cherry Cream Ale

When you have sex with a full can of beer until ejaculation, then give it to your significant other.

GF: Hey babe do we have anything to drink?
You: Just some Cherry Cream Ale's, you want one?
GF: What's that? I don't remember us getting that, but sure.
You: Alright give me a few minutes, and turn up the TV.

by fufck January 15, 2024

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 15, 2024

Cream

A non inappropriate term for the fillings inside some donuts. Typically white and yummy but some people like dark cream.

Man: Hey how do you like your donuts?
Man 2: I love them dripping with cream
Man: Bro what?!
Man2 wdym what I love my donuts filled up with that yummy cream.

by SomeRandomGuy35 January 18, 2024

Creamed

To beat someone real bad in a sport or game.

We played a few rounds of Kemps against another couple, our team creamed them.

by foodboy96 January 19, 2024

Peach-Ice Cream

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.

Peach-Ice Cream: Is the most awesome, epic and delicious ice cream one will ever experience.

by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024

Cream Hound

You maybe know him as lil nigga that made famous rpt freestyle. He's also known as pack maker. Currently locked up for murder of UE ( highbridge member).

Yo free Cream Hound till it's backwards.

by jonasmoker1 January 22, 2024