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Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
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ella+jake

they are very toxic together and she becomes obsessed and he leaves and she becomes heartbroken again…..
ella+jake are not the smartest couple
by panackaed July 18, 2022
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Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016
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jake

so basically, hes a guy who never has time for study groups and doesn't give cranes ig
A jake will say "what do you mean by study group" "i don't have tome for those"
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im jaking it

A meme originating from an edited screenshot of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, featuring a suggestive and awkward pose with exaggerated sound effects (like clapping) in the background. The phrase "I'm jaking it" is humorously spoken by Jake in the meme, playing on crude humor and absurdity. It is typically used to reference a silly or inappropriate situation, often in a deliberately exaggerated and comedic way.
by 🥀🥀💔💔 April 28, 2025
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Jake

Likes to sniff carpets and has a man-gina and is a goblin gooner
Hi jake
Jake: *sniffs carpet*
by user12916286271 October 7, 2025
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Jake-Lembo

when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
by ARVEDA May 16, 2018
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