A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.
by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019
Get the David Diazmug. Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.
Davide is always late for school.
by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021
Get the Davidemug. David takes a shit in your parking lot
by DaOnet November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023
Get the Davidmug. David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon
by Numnut84 December 9, 2019
Get the David Jomug. Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”
by Buttcracc July 20, 2020
Get the David Silverstoningmug. Davide
Davide ein Name der übergewichtigen fetten hurensöhne die jedes Wochenende nur bei McDonalds Essen und den kleinsten schwanz haben und maximal 160 groß werden
by Djsjjsjd November 22, 2021
Get the Davidemug.