De-cream

American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024
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Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).
My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.
by N8-2d2 January 27, 2024
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Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020
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Ice Cream Cone

When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
by Frozone4321 December 17, 2021
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Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"
by Eve4 May 28, 2022
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