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how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
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Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike
Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."
by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021
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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.
Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.
by Onskeigh November 29, 2024
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can fodder

reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet
Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.
by Mivoat December 16, 2010
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fat can

A big £5 exhaust tip from Halfords. Usually used by ALL chavs.
"Tom's Corsa has a fat can on it. He's clearly a chav."
by Jackie Chan73829 June 10, 2018
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I can draw anything

Describes a person that can draw anything,
example like kogito.
Kogito: "I can draw anything"
Person: "Kogito can draw anything"
by 02dcs October 31, 2023
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