The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
Peter: Who?
Willy: Peanut
Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?
Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now
Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker
Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
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'During a bois night out'
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
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