for realz my ninja

In total agreement with the darkness; the part of your mind that develops wicked thought.

Guy: We should go climb up on top of a roof top to get freaky.

Girl: For realz my ninja!

by QueenoftheDarkness May 31, 2018

Ninja

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

by Newah August 3, 2021

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

Ninja

A brain dead ugly red bull drinking gay man

“The fuck you said to me you little shit”
Tyler (Ninja) Blevins 2017

by Are you winning son October 4, 2020

Ninja Rizz

Quando tentas dar Rizz em alguem nascido em 2009 ou superior

Bro o tiago acabou de mandar o melhor Ninja rizz na irma do afonso !!!

by DiggazWiggaz2740 November 3, 2023

Ninja stuff

What Tactical Tommy calls his clothing optional scented oil-covered all male rainbow unicorn parties in magical Saratoga.

Oh my. Tommy is doing ninja stuff on the lawn again. Get the hose.

by Informedaboutscritching October 1, 2022

Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.

You see that ninja walk by?

by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008