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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Ninja-tastic

person 1: "whats ninja-tastic man everyone keeps saying it"
person 2: "bro being ninja-tastic is literally being zanthie"
by ginjaninja69 April 9, 2024
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Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024
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ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole
He had some ninja semen
by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024
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ninja dragging it

A joke started on TikTok surrounded around the streamer ninja who said that the ninja with the low taper fade meme was still popular months after nobody used it anymore. This sparked the creation of many memes talking about ninja dragging the joke which has become more popular than the low taper fade meme ever was.
Hey guys did you see the low taper fade meme it’s probably the biggest meme of the year and I saw 15 new versions of it today on TikTok. Reply: bro ninja dragging it right now
by JohnJonathon May 10, 2024
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Ninja

The alternative way a white man can say the n-word without getting in trouble
White man: "hey ninjas how u doing"
Black men: " ....."
by Swol-ski-6my9 May 28, 2024
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Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon
Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “
by Moonninja May 30, 2024
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