Jake

Jake is a queer boy get rekt

Hey where'd Jake go?

by notjake123 February 25, 2019

blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.

I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.

by ChadOkay August 1, 2019

Jakeing it

When you visorisly spank your hog in a room filled with other people sleeping in it.

Oh, oh yeah, im jakeing it, im jakeing it, oh, soo good!
A1: Have you heard that clapping noice at night? I was wondering what it was.
B1: Are you kidding me? I heard that Carl was jakeing it last night.
C1: Yeah it was probably that because i was wondering what that icing on my lip is when i woke up!
Carl: Whats up guys!
A1B1C1: Fuck off you freaky cunt!

by Mr. Skinnywilly09982 March 12, 2025

Jake

Jake is a name for big dick skibidi toilet niggas, he’s big d randy and has a massive schmeif. Also can be very bipolar and lovie dovie.

Wow it’s jake.

by elcompajake November 19, 2023

Jake

HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST

ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY

JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE

by 60,000 FEET DICK February 22, 2022

Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023