When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.
Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law
by Scallion tha Stallion November 28, 2019
My sister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 01, 2021
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 18, 2020
the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.
Qurayshi's Law:
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
by abuhamza May 07, 2023
My co-2C1R-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 07, 2021