Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

Dirty Swab

When you insert your own finger into your own anus, and poke it into someone’s ear. Similar to a Wet Willy, but ones anus is the starting orifice...

My roommate drank the last white claw and didn’t get a new pack, so I gave him a dirty swab while he was sleeping...

by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

Dirty jaydee

There is no such thing as a dirty jaydee she's pure as the driven s ow almost angelic

An angel of a person dirty jaydee

by Frodonointy July 6, 2021

dirty chango

It's a gross burrito you eat whenever you're mad hungover.
(aka Alberto's)

"Bro, let's get a dirty chango."

by CozyBoys840 November 6, 2013

Dirty Owen

When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon

guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

dirty rollo

having a wank in a bathroom to the thought of you smacking a girl’s ass while your friends are outside. Or staring at a girl’s g string until she is uncomfortable and worried you’ll attack her

did he do a dirty rollo?

by rollo1234557 May 29, 2023