Skip to main content

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women
im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?
by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025
mugGet the screebin yo shitmug.

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
mugGet the yo mama diseasemug.

yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad
yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew
by bluieh September 13, 2021
mugGet the yo mamamug.

Up yo ass

The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are
Katie: where's my pencil?

John: Up yo ass
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
mugGet the Up yo assmug.

Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.
Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch
by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022
mugGet the Ring yo pocketsmug.

Slime Yo HB on 2/26

On February 26th (2/26) individuals have the right to "slime" their HB, homboy(s). Sliming your home boy could mean multiple things; A person's intentions may be to violently assault their homeboys, or opps. One may also just desire to touch their friends. If you are on someone's slime list on 2/26, run.
Slime Yo HB on 2/26
Date: 2/26/--)

George: Bro you want to go slime our homeboy Jared, its 2/26?

Donquavious: Bro bet let me just grab my gat first, his ass is swiss cheese!
by BackToTheFutureBob003 February 26, 2025
mugGet the Slime Yo HB on 2/26mug.

yo mama

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last year and its still printing.
yo mama
by nolifejim November 24, 2020
mugGet the yo mamamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email