dressed for war

Wearing body armor and other protective layers, and otherwise prepared to fight.

"In one minute there were all seventeen blue boys, all dressed for war, knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing."

by asdfazdcfs September 24, 2020

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by yahahha May 20, 2023

Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry

Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!

by Elephants30 September 8, 2024

Infinity War

The best damn movie in the universe! After Thor Ragnarok of course.

„Omg i‘m so excited to see Infinity War!“
„*spoils entire movie*“
*gets beaten to death*

by Gillette Abdi April 29, 2018

war

Where Are You

hey! war? at the mall?

by loob November 18, 2019

war

Overrated type of negotiation to get what someone wants, usually a corrupt politician c-bomb who wants other countries who is not a c-bomb to go to hell. It is basically when a countries brainwashed people who are also a c-bomb of the other c-bomb government sets up its shit in another’s territory. But with guns and bombs and tanks and using them to get what they want. And in the end it just gets worse. War is so overrated. Humans have to figure their shit out if they want to live, not just killing people to get what they want by force.

War is so overrated.

by higstudios April 5, 2025