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David

David is a tall funny kid with brown eyes, he’s a cute brown down that looks like a edgar when he gets a haircut but he’s a amazing best friends i’m thankful i have a david in my life.
by Brace._.facequeen December 27, 2022
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David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.
I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.
by Legene July 29, 2019
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David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.
The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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David

King of hotrails
David was the king of hotrails
by Ssandy September 16, 2022
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David

A big fat guy with a very small penis with no bitches has no friends and is a pundare. Sometimes he maybe go out once to get mcdondalds bc he is very fat. he is very gay and goes to school fat with same clothces evry day he also plays fortnite everyday
hey david ur gay as fuck
by pizzabagaren163 October 7, 2020
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