stupid nonsence clothes worn by pitiful, wanna-be-goth-but-get-kicked-out-of-hot topic, depressed because their life sucks hardcore (as in they cant get laid or their girlfriend dumped their pansy asses).
by Allycia November 7, 2004
Get the emo clothesmug. I've notice that there are a TON of kids walking around dressing "emo". In my school alone there are dozens of people going around saying that they're "totally emo" and that they hate when people try to steal their style. This just pissed me off and so I want to tell all those little fakes why they aren't really emo. If you fit into any of these categories sorry, you're just a poser.
1. You are not "emo" if you listen to faggy little bands like Fall Out Boy or people like Avril Lavigne.
2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are
3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional)
4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic.
5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl.
6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it.
7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues.
8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers.
9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen.
10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X.
Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX
2. You are not "emo" if you constanly brag about how emo you are
3. You are not "emo" if you don't know what emo means (btw. it does NOT mean emotional)
4. You are not emo if you shop at Hot Topic.
5. You are not "emo" if you like Disney stars. In fact you're not normal if you like Disney stars and you're not a nine year old girl.
6. You're not "emo" if you hate your life because your boyfriend/girlfriend broke up with you or your mom took your cell phone or something. It's not that bad you'll get over it.
7. You are not "emo" if you cut yourself. You just have issues.
8. You are not automatically "emo" if you have black hair with layers.
9. You are not "emo" if you are a guy who likes to wear eyeliner. Seriously, it makes you look like a drag queen.
10. You are an emo poser if your screen name consists of more than one X.
Example: XxX_LiFeXIsXPoInTlEsS_XxX
by Igetstabby August 1, 2009
Get the emo posermug. by bloodyterror October 18, 2008
Get the Emo Boymug. Emo Kid: it's not about the clothes you wear, or how you act...it also has nothing to do w/ self-harm...(that's only from what the lyrics of "emo" bands say...but there is no real connection)...and ya some emos wear dark clothes...but it's mostly just becuz they might not care about how they look...or they want to look "scary" so others don't come up and talk to him/her. emo is a type of music NOT A TYPE OF PERSON... so stop labeling ppl!!! and if it is a type of person then they wouldn't care to make themselves fit this label..
1. weezer is not emo...even though they wear "Emo" glasses
2. the kid who shows his tears and cuts isn't emo
3. a person that ONLY shops at hot topic isn't emo
4. If you are willing to admit you're an "emo kid"...then you aren't
5. if you are "emo" to get attention...YOU ARE A TOTAL POSER!!
6. if you labelize ppl by calling them sk8rs, preps, goths, emo, scene...YOU ARE NOT "EMO"!!!
2. the kid who shows his tears and cuts isn't emo
3. a person that ONLY shops at hot topic isn't emo
4. If you are willing to admit you're an "emo kid"...then you aren't
5. if you are "emo" to get attention...YOU ARE A TOTAL POSER!!
6. if you labelize ppl by calling them sk8rs, preps, goths, emo, scene...YOU ARE NOT "EMO"!!!
by ~tiff~ May 25, 2006
Get the emo kidmug. when an emo kid at a show gets overwrought by fast licks and emotion and starts to shake all over with the music, often accompanied by fast tapping of his/her own chest.
by hpsauce February 17, 2005
Get the emo tremblemug. Anyone who dislikes the emo trend for whatever reason. More often than not homophobic, occasionally prejudiced against transsexuals, ex-cutters, depressed people, and anyone on Livejournal. Emo haters are usually 20something and male, and so insecure in their masculinity they have to taunt teenage boys in tight jeans to make themselves feel better. Emo haters claim they dislike the trend but often label themselves- usually as punk or gangsta or something just as ridiculous as emo.
Emo Hater: U suck, u fag. Lol. Y do u listen to MCR THEY R SELLOUTS U SUCK
Emo Kid: WTF, u suck, MCR saved myy life, leave me aloen
Emo Hater: NO U SUCK cuz ur gay lolz im so kewl
Emo Kid: WTF, u suck, MCR saved myy life, leave me aloen
Emo Hater: NO U SUCK cuz ur gay lolz im so kewl
by Deborah! August 22, 2007
Get the emo hatermug. A triangular shaped brick thing in Guildford outside the Friary Centre where you can almost always find an Emo or two.
by YoungForEternity May 31, 2006
Get the Emo cornermug.