Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.

He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.

by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020

Dumpster Fire

American Politics

The United States government is a dumpster fire.

by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020

fire the walk

a term used for lighting ones side walk on fire and walking through it with no injury

james: fire the walk, jimmy
jimmy: but I don't want to, I'm afraid

by exodus. c. August 30, 2022

Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.

"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"

by thatlowcar December 6, 2021

Stock Fire

Something that is burning out of control. Derivative of a stock car crash that causes a fire.

Our love is like a stock fire.
The house burned down like a stock fire.
Hot as a stock fire.

by Copain December 1, 2020

Fire

I bet you looked up fire right after searching water up to see if they were similar.

Seriously, go search something else.

Its fire. Nothing special.

by Shady_Coconut July 7, 2020

Fire appreciation club

A euphemism for a fire cult

Let’s all go to the fire appreciation club to watch things burn

by Dr. Rapido Fuego October 21, 2022