Stiggy back ride

When you get a piggy back ride from someone who stinks

That dude just gave me a stiggy back ride

by Theoblockian May 23, 2025

Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

Riding Dirty

The act of having sexual relations outside of marriage and never using contraception.

Dang, Joel wasnt home all last weekend, ole boy is riding dirty with all the neighbor women.

by Jjilas July 8, 2018

Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks

"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"

by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024

Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

chill ride

Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.

Z posted on FASB "idk… I’m just looking for a chill ride… nothing crazy lol"

by Triple Treat October 27, 2021