The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
by Rob. February 1, 2003
Get the Messy Anal Masturbationmug. A cream meant for homosexuals who need to get the taste of feces out of thier mouths after they lick ass-hole. Also what Nick Jonas has in his mouth after having private time with his brothers
by gd;/ October 15, 2008
Get the anal yum-yummug. An adaption of anal rape where process' such as dry fisting may be incorporated to produce blood, giving a river of blood and cum around the anus of the victim.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Get the bloody anal rapemug. by Urbandictionarynerdthatlikedic February 12, 2023
Get the Gay Anal sexmug. A reference to penetration of the anus by or with a phallus (generally a penis or dildo) that is attached to a muffin. Known semantic variants include:
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. The act or event of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin.
2. In an act of anal penetration by or with a phallus that is attached to a muffin, any of the following: the baked part of the muffin; the attached phallus; or the entire muffin+phallus apparatus.
3. Any reference to the online video "Anal Penetration Muffin," which can be found on several Web locations, including: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8p38x_anal-penetration-muffin_fun. The aforementioned video appears to be a spoof of comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan's highly popular "Muffins" video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlovHdFd_W4).
At the time that this definition is being written, the phrase "anal penetration muffin" and its close cousin, "anal muffin," have only become common in certain West Coast cities—namely (to this author's knowledge), Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle.
Real-life instances of anal penetration by muffin have yet to be verified.
1. "I'd rather get an anal muffin than eat your mom's nasty lasagna!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
2. "Man, your new haircut's whack. Your head would look better as an anal penetration muffin."
3. "Aw, shit! Fuck! Granny-slappin' anal penetration muffin! I totally forgot the final paper's due today!"
by ®© April 13, 2009
Get the anal penetration muffinmug. When your eating a girl or guys ass and you stick your fingers in there and open their asshole and spit in side of it.
by DickDuckPuck September 23, 2018
Get the Anal Spit Roastmug. having your head up your ass
What a jerk. That guy has a bad case of cranial-anal insertion. Do you think I should refer him to a proctologist?
by ybnormal June 12, 2009
Get the cranial-anal insertionmug.